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trainer-morgssidiax13:

farfaduvet :

Ollivander :

Ollivander :

Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED

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(via nyxythenightmare)

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So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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ohdeargodwhy:

improbablenormality:

fangirlabouteverythingever:

itseasytoremember:

tronjavolta:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."
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That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

He has expired and gone to meet his maker

He’s probably pining for the fjords

No, no… he’s stunned

He’s pushing daisies! He’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!

Look matey, this parrot wouldn’t ‘voom’ if I put 4000 volts through it, it’s bleedin’ demised!

Now that’s what I call a dead parrot
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